Filthy bastard!
Go shower and get into bed
But tonight was really important
Fighting with the police feels heroic, doesn't it?
Go shower!
Good boy
I'll give you your birthday present later
OK
Are you ready?
OK
Watch this!
OK
1
2
3
Oh boy
So yours are the red ones right?
No?
No
The blue ones then
Wrong again
Oh?
The color isn't important
So long as they're from you
I love them
It's all Liam's fault
What was he doing buying the same shoes?
And not telling me!
It's fine for you
Wearing two pairs of shoes at once!
I love you
What did you say?
I love you
Where did you pick up this mushy talk?
I love you
What do you want...
Then tell me
Do you prefer the red or the blue?
How come you're suddenly so horny?
Don't be scared!
Taiwan's never had an opportunity like this before
If we succeed, we will become somebody
Go to sleep
When you wake up, Taiwan will be different
We'll be free
If the police come
remember to be polite
and don't fight them
You're a great actor
Aren't you police supposed to catch the bad guys?
And now you're getting off with one of them
Fuck faggot!
Thought you could run away? -Sorry
Screw you
We made a note of the number plate
Don't you dare play dumb again
I definitely saw two of them
Where's the other one? Go get him
I threw the rock
But is it ok
that you threw firecrackers at people?
Tell the truth, Aaron
How could you have controlled the bike
and thrown the rock at the same time?
Whatever, I'll find a way to pay for the damage
Pay?
I don't want your money!
I want him kicked out of school!
Sorry...l'll talk to the kid
It's fine. All taken care of
Really?
Fuck, I want to smash someone!
Fuck! -Aaron!
Motherfuckers!
Aaron!
You can hit me
Liam, don't be stupid
Can't we all just be friends
like before?
Awesome!
A-Ping, what are you celebrating with all that beer?
Girl, give us a break!
We don't need an occasion to drink, come on
With food and all! -Yeah, to go with the booze
Aaron
Are you hiding something?
No
You are!
I am not!
You're the one with bad news for me
You're a clever one
Two things, in fact
Which one do you want first?
Two! I don't want to hear any at all
No!
I asked for a transfer to the Taipei branch
It was approved
What for?
To keep an eye on you, both of you!
Really?
Perfect timing!
What do you mean?
Now Liam won't have to bother
looking for a new roommate
Right, Liam?
Huh?
I was kicked out
I'll be called for military service soon
Kiss!
Stop messing around!
Wedding toast! Faster
Wedding toast!
Kiss!
I'm telling you, don't pretend
Who, who, who
Not me
What a sissy
It's you
Kiss!
That's enough
That's enough!
Come on! We're all friends here
Just kiss!
Come on!
It'll be over in a second
One more!
Long live friendship!
How could you do that?
It's OK, don't worry!
Play my theme song!
I don't want to live here anymore
Don't you want to know why?
Look at me!
Take a good look
Go and buy some booze
It's just military service
I'll give you one last chance
Old rules apply
The gods made their decision
A bet is a bet
I want to hold you like this forever and ever
Do you really want
to hold me like this forever and ever?
Hurry up and get the booze
You can hold me when you're back. Go!
Mabel!
My dearest friends
Thank you for coming to my wedding!
Every man has a gun
The pansies are coming
better run!
Gay boy, gay boy, gay boy!
Congratulations. -Thank you, I'm so happy!
Thank you my darling husband
You better be good to him, Simon
Simon? You mean Simone!
Shut up, you bitch!
OK, OK. You two talk it out
I'm going to go mingle
No need to look
Neither of them came
You girls! Letting friendships sour over a man
Look around
We all have a history with the other
But we're still one big fuckin' happy family
But as soon as there's an actual party
They put all grudges aside
and get tarted up for the ball
Sounds great, right?
Come on
Let me give that ungrateful excuse
of a man the whipping he deserves!
What are you doing?
Here we go!
Hello
It's Mabel
How.. how are you doing?
I'm doing OK
Come on, it's been over ten years
And now all you can do is make small talk?
OK
Now, both of you, close your eyes!
And experience the dialogue between your souls
The left tit says, Sis, I miss you so much!
The right tit says, I miss you too!
Why are we doing this?
Why is it that we're so close
and yet our souls are so far apart?
The left tit loves men
The right tit also loves men!
Why can't everyone just get along?
I really miss you, Sis!
I miss you, too, Sis! Let's make up!
Let's never be apart again!
Let's squeeze up together
and make cleavage happen
HEY
I am pulling out all the stops for you two
Liam, can't you at least say something?
What's with this moody silence?
A married woman shouldn't act like such a tit
If the leading lady part is available
Why would anyone audition for the comic relief?
OK! You two have a nice chat
Hello
It's nice to see
all our old classmates settle down
How about you?
Not yet
Well, there's more freedom being single
Let's have dinner sometime
It's been so long!
Sure. Sometime
Liam
I miss you very much
And then Pinocchio's nose got longer and longer
So he apologized to the fairy
and told her he'd never lie again
Only then did the fairy
turn him back to his original shape
Do you want to go beddy-bye?
No more running around!
Or Daddy will get mad
OK, be good! Night night!
You wanted the Birkin bag in blue, right?
I got Ron to move the order up for you
Thanks
I talked to Liam on the phone today
I barely even recognized his voice
He's so shy it's annoying
We should get together
A meal and a chat will straighten things out
Don't you think?
The three of us?
I told my family I had a business trip
but then something came up
I can't make it after all. I'm sorry
Whatever
Strange
What you looking for?
Don't you always leave it by the sink?
Right
Miss Lin, have you thought things over since last time?
It looks a little bigger
Which one?
Both the baby and the tumor
Generally
as the fetus grows
the tumor also develops
You have twins in here
And the tumor situation is getting critical
You should discuss this with your husband
This is great!
This really is excellent
Truly great! How did you manage this?
Such a great deal
what would you do without it?
This is Sunshine Gym's first collaboration with a shopping channel
Together we are launching a diamond class VIP promotion
sales start tonight at 8 o'clock
Tonight, right here in this room
We must extend a special thanks to
Premier Chen of the Executive Yuan
for gracing us with his presence
Are you a shareholder in this operation, Premier Chen?
Chairman Liu and I
are just plain old friends
Good old Aaron, what are you doing hiding over here?
With your wife and father-in-law
both being interviewed on stage
Why aren't we seeing you up there, too?
The Premier is up front
staff like me just have to provide him with data
No need to stand out from the crowd
That can't be right!
Isn't standing out from the crowd what you do best?
Sol have a fair amount of your company's stocks on hand
Give me some insider information
The Premier and Chairman Liu
have been friends since way back...
All right, all right, stop
Premier this, Premier that...
Isn't he your father-in-law?
Why grovel like that?
Seeing how tough your life is
really makes me feel better about mine
Say it again
I want you to hold me like this forever and ever
What do you want
I want you
Say it again
I want you to hold me like this forever and ever
Tell me what you want
I want you
Say it again
Tell me what you want
I want you
But what I want...
You can't afford to give
Dad, you sit here for a bit
HEY
Hey, it's me
What's up? It's Mabel
I know
Long time no speak
How're you doing?
Fine
It's nothing, really
I just wanted to call you
Where are you?
Didn't we say we'd meet up for dinner sometime?
I've been busy at work lately
When we say sometime
We mean it, right?
Hello?
Of course...of course we mean it
Well, then
When you're free
give me a call
Sure. Bye. -OK
Magnolias for sale!
Only NT$30!
Thank you
How much?
One bunch for NT$20, two for NT$30
I'll take two! Thank you
Mabel
Not just anyone can get a table here
We come here all the time
Actually, it's a pretty good set-up
Meeting two or three times a month
Fewer fights and disagreements
Yeah, I realize this now
The only person in the world who would suffer for me
is Mabel
To those of us who suffer!
Fuck it, to the sufferers!
Oh, he's learned to swear!
You start, Liam
Hair soaking wet
I waited for you on the levee
You were nowhere to be seen
I waited for you on the levee
And the sky began to weep
I wanted to fetch an umbrella
I was afraid you couldn't find me
I waited for you on the levee
And the sky began to weep
Aaron, your phone!
Aaron, your phone's ringing!
Hello
I waited for you on the levee
Yes, Premier
I am just having a meal with some friends
What?
Perhaps there's been a misunderstanding
It can't be
Hold on, I'm checking it out now
Yes, I'm watching it right now
It's been taken out of context
That's not what I meant
The press put words into my mouth
Premier, as you're aware
the media...journalists like to stir up trouble
They'll make a scene out of one sentence
I would never have said anything so carelessly
No, Dad... I mean, Premier
No! Dad, Premier...
No, listen to me
It's not like that
I do spend time with my baby
I really do spend time with my baby
Are you done?
You think it's funny?
Dad, I'll call you back
Ok,Ok
It's OK, it's OK, it's OK
It's OK
It's OK...
You motherfucker, fuck you! What's OK!?
And you, are you a fucking worthless whore?
What, you can't have a life without him?
And you, go fuck yourself!
Go fuck your motherfucking self!
Talk about freedom and democracy!
You and your big talk can go fuck yourself
Fuck you
Long live friendship, my ass!
Motherfuckers
Two things
one good, one bad
The bad first
I'm pregnant
The estate agent will come by in a few days for a valuation
I'm leaving Taiwan
Remember to clean everything with disinfectant
Pay close attention
to the sweat stains in the aerobics room
and the screen on the...
My dad used to say that with friends
Whatever happens
you can always make it up over dinner
Do you know how to make this?
Yeah, it's easy
Still like things spicy?
Of course
This looks OK
See that family by the counter?
I stalked them twice
During the holidays
Crazy, right?
Truth is, he's my boyfriend
He said that...
ever since he was little, he couldn't stand bitter melon
So when we were on military service
I used to eat his for him
After he got married
his wife wanted to train him out of it
So she serves a lot of bitter melon dishes
He doesn't want his children thinking
that he's a picky eater
So he's always pretending to eat a few mouthfuls
He always tells me
I'm the only person in this world
who would endure bitterness for him
But the truth is...
that all the bitterness is self-inflicted
HEY
Liam, my family is right there!
What do you want?
Liam
All these years...
Thank you for everything
Why?
Because I looked into a mirror
and realized I was a miserable mess
Daddy, I want to buy something!
Let's go!
Go back to your family
I've been hiding all this time
You don't have to be like me
Don't worry
Aaron and I are going to have a family
We're going to leave
At least one of us is happy
That's enough
Once we leave here, we'll be free
Pinocchio managed to escape from the whale's belly
But he lost his father
But after that Pinocchio
did so many amazing things
and so
we should be brave, too, like Pinocchio
And to be like this we...
I'm going to get a cup of coffee, want one?
Share one?
Daddy, sing for me
Want Daddy to sing a song?
OK then
Your name please?
Mabel Lin
What operation are you undergoing today?
Abortion
OK, try to relax. Don't be nervous
In a moment, we're going to apply the anesthetic
Just relax
Close your eyes
Wait
What's with the face?
Mabel! That hurt!
But it's all dried up
Liam, do this with me one more time
Loving you tenderly, Loving you tenderly
My Baby, My Baby'
Missing you gently, Missing you gently
My tears, My tears
Who can give me warmer sunshine
Who can give me a warmer dream
Who can forgive me when all is done
and sooth my aching heart
This is my home, where I was born
where my childhood was, the best of times
It's the place I ran away from
and where my tears now return
Loving you tenderly, Loving you tenderly
My Baby, My Baby'
Missing you gently, Missing you gently
My tears, My tears
Who can give me a lonelier window
A window keeping the storms at bay, both outside and within?
Who can wave their hand in ambivalence at the end
and wish me well on my unknown path?
This is my home, where I was born
where my childhood was, the best of times
It's the place I ran away from
and where my tears now return
This is my home, where I was born
Where I had the warmest of times
It's the place I ran away from
and where my tears now return
This is my home, where I was born
Where my childhood was, the best of times
It's the place I ran away from
and where my tears now return